dick socket

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

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Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably


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Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

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American Horror Story + Promtional character images (Seasons 1 - 4)

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Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

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my house is beautiful in winter

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